It is I.*

*fasterbarnacle is now tonyschmee.

Well, kinda. Fasterbarnacle will always be in our hearts and minds (mine at least). Yet, like all things that come to be, change is inevitable. And that's a good thing. I think so. As many of you know, fasterbarnacle had a very specific purpose in its origins, and it served that well, but as time moved on it became something else. Something unexpected. Something beautiful. Something helpful. And I'm grateful for that. In reality this is pretty much just a name change — one will still be able to find the same esoteric, wildly sporadic posts they've come to know and love (perhaps even expect) — but it's also a catalyst to reboot inspiration and maybe improve consistency (maybe). And so with that in mind and in the parlance of our time… let's Begin the Begin!

In the meantime…

Disclaimer: Like all change — easy or not — one might encounter a few bumps in the road. I certainly have. I know from the outside it might seem easy to bring over gazillions of bits and pixels from one platform to another, but let's put an end to that little rumor right now… it's not. Still, in the storied tradition of all the infamous inter-web scribblers before me and yet to come; we carry on! Wonky soft launch and all. Which is to say, I'm still slogging through reformatting previous material. Your patience in all this is endlessly appreciated. Stay tuned!